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 FUNNIES

The funny side

Views on education and educators:

"Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run."
Mark Twain

EDUCATION, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
Ambrose Bierce

"You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school."
— Saki (H.H. Munro)

"It is when the gods hate a man with uncommon abhorrence that they drive him into the profession of a schoolmaster."
Seneca (5BC-AD65)

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"Frankly, I have listened to far more
compelling lectures on evolution theory!"

 

 

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"This estouffade de boeuf à la niçoise
— I assume no animals were harmed
during its preparation?"

 

 


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