The funny side
Views on education and educators:
"Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre,
but they are more deadly in the long run."
— Mark Twain
EDUCATION, n. That which discloses to the wise and
disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
— Ambrose Bierce
"You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has
been to a good school."
— Saki (H.H. Munro)
"It is when the gods hate a man with uncommon
abhorrence that they drive him into the profession of a schoolmaster."
— Seneca (5BC-AD65)
"Frankly, I have listened to far more
compelling lectures on evolution theory!"
"This estouffade de boeuf à la niçoise
— I assume no animals were harmed
during its preparation?"