FUNNIES
The funny side
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Sports
Report, 1477
Cricket is banned in England by order of Edward IV who fixes a fine and
2 years in prison as punishment for anyone caught playing "hands in and
hands out" (as the game is called) because it interferes with the
compulsory practice of archery.
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I brought up four children
I know a tantrum when I see one!
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I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, "Steven,
time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's
real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went
down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My
mother was there, and she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep."
Stephen Wright
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This could be tricky. They say they're all together!
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The subject most prominent in our e-mail discussion group this past
month has been swearing. We hope you don't mind our ending off with this
documention, allegedly handed to a Quantas Airlines flight attendant ...
