The funny side
Cricket is banned in England by order of Edward IV who fixes a fine and 2 years in prison as punishment for anyone caught playing "hands in and hands out" (as the game is called) because it interferes with the compulsory practice of archery.
I brought up four children
I know a tantrum when I see one!
I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep."
This could be tricky. They say they're all together!
The subject most prominent in our e-mail discussion group this past month has been swearing. We hope you don't mind our ending off with this documention, allegedly handed to a Quantas Airlines flight attendant ...