No. 2234
School riddles
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the
school cafeteria?
A: The food!
Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!
Q: Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood. He had to
walk 8 miles to school every day!
A: Well, he should have gotten up earlier and caught the schoolbus like
everyone else!
Q: Why aren't you doing well in history?
A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I
was born!
Q: Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at John's
exam?
A: Student: I hope you didn't either.
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