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No. 2234

School riddles

Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The food!

Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!

Q: Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood. He had to walk 8 miles to school every day!
A: Well, he should have gotten up earlier and caught the schoolbus like everyone else!

Q: Why aren't you doing well in history?
A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!

Q: Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at John's exam?
A: Student: I hope you didn't either.

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