SEASONAL
Santa
stuff
(Just for fun)
Is there a Santa Claus?
Dear Editor — I am 8 years old. Some of my little
friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, 'If you see it in The
Sun, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?
Virginia O'Hanlon 115 West Ninety-fifth Street
Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have
been affected by the scepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe
except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not
comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they
be men's or children's are little. In this great universe of ours man is
a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless
world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the
whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as
certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that
they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how
dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as
dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no child-like faith
then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should
have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with
which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not
believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all
the chimneys on Christmas eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did
not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees
Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most
real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can
see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but
that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine
all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes
the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which
not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest
men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love,
romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal
beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world
there is nothing else real and abiding.
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives
forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten
thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of
childhood.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of
mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to
have the real spirit of Christmas.
—
Calvin Coolidge
___

___
NEWS FLASH
Politically
correct target Christmas
There is little evidence that the forces of political correctness have
sought to devise new, generic names for Ramadan or Hanukkah, lest their
religious observance offend people who are neither Muslim nor Jewish.
Nor have the symbols of those holy days been banished from secular view
for fear of horrifying the non-believers. The same cannot be said,
however, for the increasingly secularized observance of Christmas.
-
In Toronto, city officials sparked hoots of
derision when they called the 15-metre tree set up outside city hall
a "holiday tree," said the Toronto Star. The name change had even
non-Christians shaking their heads. "You're not being inclusive when
you try to apply one religious symbol to everybody," said B'nai
Brith's Anita Bromberg. "You call it what it is . ... It's still a
Christmas tree."
-
In South Orange, N.J., a students' trip to a
production of The Christmas Carol was cancelled by school officials
because, reports the Houston Chronicle, the Dickens' classic might
offend non-Christian students.
-
A child-care centre at Swinburne University of
Technology in Croydon, Australia will replace Santa Claus this year
with a holiday clown "to avoid offending minority groups," writes
the Melbourne Herald-Sun. Several kindergarten classes are following
suit: Santa will be asked to ensure that Muslim children are not
invited to sit in his lap because "we don't want to offend them,"
said one teacher. Australian Prime Minister John Howard called the
ban "absolutely ridiculous." Said Victoria state opposition leader
Robert Doyle: "Most little kids actually like Santa."
___
What do you call it when kids are afraid of
Santa? — Claustrophobia
___

___
| 7 Dog’s Rules For Christmas
1. Be especially patient with your humans
during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than
usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
2. They may come home with large bags of
things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are
yours.
3. Be tolerant if your humans put
decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of
pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.
4. They may bring a large tree into the
house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with
lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is
an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things
you need to know:
a. Don't pee on the tree b. Don't drink water in the container
that holds the tree c. Mind your tail when you are near the
tree d. If there are packages under the tree,
even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on
them, don't rip them open e. Don't chew on the cord that runs from
the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree
5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots
of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can
be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your
part:
a. Not all strangers appreciate kisses
and leans b. Don't eat off the buffet table c. Beg for goodies subtly
d. Be pleasant, even if unknowing
strangers sit on your sofa e. Don't drink out of glasses that are
left within your reach
6. Likewise, your humans may take you
visiting. Here your manners will also be important:
a. Observe all the rules in #4 for trees
that may be in other people's houses. (4a is particularly
important) b. Respect the territory of other
animals that may live in the house c. Tolerate children
d. Turn on your charm big time
7. A big man with a white beard and a very
loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the
night ...
___

|
___
The 3 stages of man
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
___
Have a good one.
______
|